January 2010
90 posts
Damn you, Tumblr! First you give me hope, then you shit in my face.
Motherfuck!
50 interesting facts...
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink....
I'm horribad at drying off after a shower.
Yeah, sometimes I forget that there are no dry towels and end up drying off with a t-shirt. Wtf.
-ryan:
So instead, I’ll just sit here shivering in now-wet clothes.
How much are you worth?
xackattack:
michellegrace17:
anothernightanothergirl:
I am worth seven dollars. What is my life
-liquidconfidence:
treasure-island:
heybrittney:normies:idgaaf : <
How much are you worth?
1 Had sex: $ 10.00
2 Smoked: $ 3.00
3 Got drunk: $ 7.00
4 Went skinny dipping: $ 5.00
5 Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $ 5.00
6 Kissed someone of the same sex: $ 5.00
7th Cheated...
Season 2 of United States of Tara premieres on...
MARCH 22?!?! C'mon, Showtime...
“Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing.”
– William S. Burroughs
